T-shirt Slogans

  
 13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
 14. The name is Baud......, James Baud.
 15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 
 16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah na!
 17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 
 18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
 19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" 
 20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. 
 21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
 22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups. 
 23. E Pluribus Modem
 24. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
 25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 
 26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
 27. An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting. 
 28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)? 
 29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
 30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. 
 31. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
 32. 24 hours in a day...24 dietcokes in a case...coincidense? 
 33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
 34. Windows: Just another pane.
 35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
 36. Who is General Failure & why's he reading my disk? 
 37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
 38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
 39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... 
 40. All computers wait at the same speed.
 41. DEFN: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. 
 42. Press -- to continue ...
 43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
 44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue ... 
 45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
 46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 
 47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
 48. All wiyht. Rhosritched mg kebord awound?
 49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
 50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 
 51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
 52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS 
 53. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
 54. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 
 55. Go ahead, make my data!